Now I don't want to put words in other people's mouths, but if you were to ask the the rest of our family to describe my potential contributions to the blog, I'd be willing to wager that "fount of creativity" would be the most common response. Unfortunately though, when you work with an attention-craved despot, that wellspring is continually squelched.
In Jenni's attempt to make our family business more about herself than her family, my input has been driven to a strictly "behind the scenes" role. Gone are the in-depth sewing tutorials... Nixed are the promising new product lines... Suppressed are the heartfelt birthday well-wishes... And stamped out are the inside looks at how we run the company... But on this day we say "no more." Enough is enough. While I may no longer be afforded the opportunity to regularly grace you with home decor knowhow, I have refused to let one longstanding tradition be silenced.
And with that I give you--from our shelf to yours--my 2013 Christmas card!
Merry Christmas from the Crotty, Holmes, and Druke families!
Oh, how I have missed you! Welcome back, Jason! Your Elf on the Shelf persona is perfection!
ReplyDeletePrecious! Jason, you've been missed!
ReplyDeleteThat was the BEST - great to have you back Jason!
ReplyDeleteLove your post and the card is perfect!!!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, absolutely beautiful Christmas card! ! A very Merry Christmas to you! Warm Hugs, Manuela
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Awesome pic! We have all missed your posts, Jason.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Welcome back :)
ReplyDeleteOMG! Hilarious!! Missed you, Jason!!
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny.
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ReplyDeleteLove the card! Merry Christmas. Kathy
ReplyDeleteOH MY!! HILARIOUS!!!! I cried laughing so hard. Definitely been missed, Jason. Happy Holidays, Dear Lillie and thank you for all you guys do. Clarissa
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteToo Funny!!! Love the pic, the post, everything.
ReplyDeleteLove it! Happy Holidays!
ReplyDeleteJason, please write your own blog. I would read it every day. You are way too funny to be stuck in the stock room or up on the shelf. Any guy who will dress up in red striped tights is a winner in my book. My only quibble is that it is "font", not "fount".
ReplyDeleteHaha thank you! Although I must add that the use of "fount" was intentional (defined as "a source of a desirable quality or commodity").
DeleteLove a brother with a sense of humor!! You rock and the Christmas Card is priceless!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha this was awesome! It seems like your brother is so funny. He must be a wonderful Uncle 😊 Lori Swearingen
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I agree with Anonymous. Your blog would be so fun to read :) Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteLove it!! LOL so glad I stopped by today to see your post, Jason, you have been missed. Love your creativity and the pic! Hope to read/see more from you next year. Merry Christmas!!!
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This brings smile to my face. Happy Holidays to you and your family!
ReplyDeleteThis was too funny. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteJason you have a great voice for blogging. Great Christmas card. You need to guest post more often. You have been missed.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to see you back Jason!! You keep up the fight, don't back down, you tell those girls that the readers (fans) want more, MORE!! I think that they should give you atleast one guest post a month. That's not asking for much! Make them put it in writing when they make there new years resolutions. I just don't know how you do all that you do with running all the behind the scenes stuff, getting all the orders out on time all while helping out with your nieces. It seems as though there always there when your trying to get work done! They just love there Uncle Jason. Yet you never complain to us out here in blogland. You just seem to suck it all up, always keeping both your family and your fans HAPPY!!
ReplyDeleteA loyal fan in Maryland, Shawn
I will ask the burning question........Did you have to tie up your sister prior to submitting that post or did you eloquently and oh so colorfully write that love laced script in the dead of night, which is the time all good elves do their best work? If so, by golly please don't stop......all this pretty decor needs a good dose of "reality" now and then right? God Bless!
ReplyDeleteHaha I will be honest, Jenni was on a flight without internet access when I submitted this post!
DeleteYou are a heck of a writer!! I love your posts Jason. Your sister has a good sense of humor as well I am sure....
ReplyDeleteSo cute and funny! Love this! Merry Christmas! ♥
ReplyDeleteHe's an angry elf!
ReplyDeleteHe's an angry elf!
ReplyDeleteOMG!! JASON I LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT I MIGHT PEE MY PANTS!!
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!
Hysterical!
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